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So I had to giggle a little, okay a lot, when I saw that Avery had been suspended because let’s face it, he had it coming. After the crap he pulled against Brodeur last year and all the underhanded, nasty things he’s done to various players I’d say he deserved it. Maybe now he’ll get a full time job at Vogue and leave the hockey world in peace, we’d all be better off without him I’m sure.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the douchebag of the day.
Oh the inhumanity, what is with those glasses and that haircut this why they created shows like What Not To Wear. Somebody call the fashion police because obviously his time at Vogue taught him nothing.
In other news Carolina has relieved Peter Laviolette of his duties as head coach of the Hurricanes, which is just the polite way to say that they fired his ass. I was surprised as hell considering, as all of us here in Buffalo know, the Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup in 2006 with Laviolette as head coach. Management was disappointed that the Hurricanes had started the season 12-11-2 so they decided it was time for something new, or old. Paul Maurice the new head coach is actually an old head coach having been behind the bench as head coach in Carolina from 1995 to 2003. I guess what’s old is new again.
There’s only so many times that my theories can be right… I mean, it’s just not a good sign for the world when I have these crazy ideas, and they actually hold true. IT’S DOWNRIGHT SCARY.
Did I not, yesterday, say that Derek probably pulled his groin while falling on the ground?
Well, my friends, I wasn’t far off. Because, after conferring with dear MJ, we’ve come to the conclusion that D’s latest ailment–BACK SPASMS–were suffered when he allowed his male counterparts (but not teammates) to carry him down Chippewa.
Geez, D, do you get any more predictable? Or outrageous?
Don’t worry, though. I still love you.
And I’m even offering to be your beard. I’ll aide you in your struggle to rebuild your reputation in the Buffalo Sabres Blogosphere, as well as mend your dignity and self-respect. And while I’m at it, I’ll work to remove all threatening pictures of you from the internet, but then proceed to share them with the Blogosphere, because I could never keep something like what we’ve shared the past couple days from them. That’d just be cruel.
You know what else is cruel? The fact that my mother said this: “Cari, we’ll know for sure that Derek’s gay when he starts dating Sean Avery.”
That’s just cruel and unusual…
But, then, would that make D some of my least-favorite fashionista’s “sloppy seconds?”
Avery, by the way, is probably the biggest tool ever known to grace the face of the Earth. That was completely uncalled for.
Oh, and has anyone heard anything about our favorite womanizer/man-whore?
When I opened my mailbox Tuesday evening, I was excited to find my new issue of The Hockey News, for some unknown reason… Oh, wait, TRAINING CAMP STARTS FRIDAAAAYYYY!! Anyways, the individual team reports were focused on the summer vacations of players, coaches, whomever. Let us read: