Or is there a rash of strange injuries going around the league this year?
First, it’s Erik Johnson
‘s inability to remove his foot from a gas pedal correctly, and tore his ACL AND
MCL. Nice, Erik. Nice.
Then, it’s Timmykins and his effed up back. We all know it’s from laying on bar floors, and not from getting hit in Roberval.
Next, we’ve got the Sabres’ rash of finger injuries, with Paul tearing his thumb up, and Jochen shattering the tip of his middle finger. Do you realize that if they had to have their fingers splinted, Jochen would be flipping Paul off permanently, and all Paul would be able to do would be to give Jochen a thumbs up? hahahahah.
Then, I found out last night that Daniel Briere
(ew) is out for about a month with a torn abdominal muscle. Does anyone remember what happened to Danny while he was here? That’s right, folks, he had an inguinal hernia. That’s a torn abdominal muscle, where the intestines begin to protrude through the abdominal wall, if you didn’t know. So I’m thinking the surgical procedure to patch the wall has given in…
(I’m not sure if I like Danny, or if I hate him. I think I’m indifferent. I liked him while he was here, and yeah, he’s great, but I hated the situation in which he left, and I’m kinda bitter with him about it, so idk. But really, I dislike him like I dislike Hasek. And I used to think I was going to marry Hasek. Hey, I was five. I didn’t know any better.)
And I also see that Blues goalie Manny Legace is on the shelf, no thanks to Sarah Palin. This is what TSN reports
The Alaska governor dropped the ceremonial first puck before the Blues hosted the Los Angeles Kings. A narrow carpet walkway was placed from the gate at the Blues bench to centre ice for Palin, her husband and two of her daughters.
Just before the ceremony, Legace was the first player onto the ice for St. Louis. A team official pointed to the carpet. But Legace said the official moved his own foot from the carpet just as Legace stepped down, causing the carpet to slide.
Legace fell, then gingerly made his way to the crease.
Sarah Palin is hurting our players. Nice hockey mom.
But these injuries are just weird. Right? I mean, take a gander at exactly how many injuries there are in the league
. That’s a lot. And hahaha Gregory Campbell is hurt. OOOH and another bizaar one? Ryan Getzlaf has an impacted tooth.
And what’s up with all this “Undisclosed Injury” crap?? I thought all injuries had to be disclosed?
Well, anyways, I won’t be posting about the game tonight until midnight, or so, when I get home from work, so I probably won’t be posting. But definitely tomorrow.