Cari: I think I’ll go to Boston for Saturday’s game…
Derek: What? YOU’RE LEAVING ME??!!
Cari: Toots, it’s only for four nights; I’ll be back on Sunday.
Derek: But you’re going to miss so much!
Cari: Like what?
Derek: Like, Friday’s game against Atlanta, for starters.
Cari: But I’m going to be up in Portland watching the Pirates on Friday so I can scope out the
hotties future talents.
Derek: But what about the Derek Roy Report? How am I supposed to let you know what more we have in common?
Cari: They post that on the internet. Besides, I think we need to take a break.
Derek: WHAT? Why?
Cari: Because it’s a little bit overwhelming that we’re such kindred spirits, you know? Plus, I think it’s best if we spend some time apart. You know, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Some bullshit like that.
Derek: Okay… Well, you’re not going to be able to vote for me in the All-Star game!
Cari: Derek, we all know how you’re going to react if you get the nod. Besides, what kind of stalkerish fangirl would I be if I didn’t vote for you 10,000 times a day? HMM? My aunt has wireless internet hooked up in her house, so don’t you fret, sweetums, I’ll be voting for you.
Cari: I just have one thing I need you and the boys to do.
Derek: What’s that?
Cari: WIN ON SATURDAY SO THAT KIM AND I DON’T DRIVE 8 HOURS TO BOSTON TO SEE YOU LOSE LIKE YOU DID WHEN WE DROVE TO PITTSBURGH.
Derek: I’ll see what I–I mean, we–can do.
Cari: Thank you. Okay, I have to go because I have to put gas in my car and then pick up Kim from School so we can get on the road. I’ll see you Saturday! Or maybe Friday, since we’re driving by your hotel late at night on our way back from Maine… So goodbye, for now, Derek.
Derek: Bye, Cari.
So if you couldn’t tell, Kim and I are venturing up to New England today. So we’ll miss the game Friday because we’ll be at the Pirates game!!!!!!! and then we’ll be at the Sabres game Saturday. YAYYYYY!! So if you hear about two crazy girls at the Boston game who happen to be from Buffalo who get murdered by those insane Bruins fans, that’d be us.
We might be able to post while we’re up there, but don’t count on it.
Talk to you next week!!